Ever sit back and have great thought cross your mind... here are a few of my DEEP THOUGHTS...
1. I think part of a best friends job should be deleting the history on your computer when you die...
2. I TOTALLY take back all those times I did not nap when I was younger. Can I have them back now??
3. There is a GREAT need for a "sarcasm font"... maybe I would over use it though...
4. Nothing sucks more then being in an argument with someone and realizing YOU are wrong.
5. Was learning cursive REALLY necessary? I mean who really uses it correctly? I know I don't!
6. MapQuest really needs to get their crap together and start on step like number 5. I am pretty sure I can find my way out of my neighborhood!
7. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes out after Blu Ray? I really don't want to start my movie collection over AGAIN...
8. I can't remember the last time I was not at least a LITTLE tired...
9. Bad decisions make for good stories. The good stories however do not lead to bad decisions...
10. I am always slightly horrified when I go to exit something on Microsoft Word and it asks me if I want to save my changes from the last time I was reading it... I know I did not make changes... what is going on...
11. "Do not Machine Wash or Tumble Dry" means NEVER WASH THIS ITEM EVER... IN FACT DON'T EVEN WASTE YOUR MONEY BUYING IT IN THE FIRST PLACE... I like I have time to "wash my non-washables" correctly!
12. I hate leaving my house ALL dressed up and cute for the day and then seeing NO ONE of importance the whole day. What a waste. Does Justin Timberlake not vacation in Clovis, CA. EVER??
13. I keep some peoples phone numbers saved in my phone JUST so I know not to answer when they call... this is a good tip huh??
14. I also wish MapQuest and Google Maps had an "avoid the ghetto" routing option. Just sayin'.
15. Sometimes, I watch a movie I had seen as a kid and realize I had NO idea what was going on when I first watched it... perfect example Dirty Dancing!
16. I would rather try to carry 10 over-loaded plastic bags in from grocery shopping than make two trips.
17. I have a real hard time deciphering between boredom and hunger...
18. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in line at the front. STAY STRONG my brothers and sisters!!
19. Is it just me or do High School kids get dumber and dumber every year??
20. There is no worse feeling in the pit of your stomach than the millisecond you realized you leaned back too far in your chair and are falling to what feels like your death.
21. Obituaries would be a whole lot more interesting if they told me how the person died.
22. My husband just got me a phone service where I can text, but I don't want to let anyone know because I don't like people relying on me to respond at the drop of a hat. I think if someone wants to ask me a question the least they can do is call and act like they care about me for a few minutes...
23. I have learned to stop trying to impress other people; they are usually more screwed up than you would think!
24. I hate when people say " I agree, BUT..." really? Do you REALLY agree???
25. I was making dinner the other night and only had one can of Spaghetti Sauce and needed two. So I grabbed two little 8 ounce cans of Tomato Sauce and totally had an anxiety attack when I put it all together... come to find out it tasted GREAT!!
I used to read Deep Thoughs by Jack Handey and I would laugh ALL THE TIME...
Just thought you might want a little laugh! ~