Wednesday, May 13, 2009

DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE AFRAID OF POOP ~

So I had already "Posted" something for today, but I have to tell you about this....

Princess Hailey was doing SO good with this whole Potty Training Business. Mommy decided she was READY for the Princess Pull-Ups and Panties.

Little did mommy know these were ALOT easier for little Hailey to take off.... do you see where this is going??

So yeah, just before her nap I checked in on her (she has been taking her diapers off, and just being a total mess lately) she was asleep in her bed, and the house was quiet. I decided to take advantage of this time, and play with my little Landon. He then fell asleep, so I was going to take a nap when Hailey started calling out for me. I ran into her room because she does not do this often, and she jumps up into my arms... I notice a very distinct smell, and I FREAK out.... I look at my daughter, and she has NO diaper-pull up-or panties on.... That is odd... she just got out of bed right.... I look at her bed to see where her diaper is and HELLO... there is POOP EVERYWHERE!! On her Princess Sheets, on her favorite blanket, on her pillow.... and GASP on my freaking walls..... WTH?? REALLY WTH?? I am grossed out, and I drop her to find there was a nice stream of poop on her leg... I say WAS because it is now on me.... WTH?? Where do I start....

Ok, so I get her in the shower, she is already naked, so that was easy.... but what do I do now?? Landon has now woken up because he heard mommy saying " What the Heck? Hailey are you KIDDING ME??" over and over again. I run to him, because he is crying, and looked at what was on me, and decided I can wait to pick him up until after I am poop free.... I take off my pants and shirt, and I grab poor little Landon and put him on my bed under the fan.... that will give me about 30 minutes....

I head to the bedroom WISHING I had one of those Bio hazard Suits, and say a little prayer that I can get through this....

I am going to stop here, and let you know that it is done, and I am OK...

I really do not think you need to hear anymore to know the CRAZINESS that is my life today... so I can now say that I have joined the " I just cleaned POOP from EVERYWHERE" Club!! Three cycles in the washer should be enough right??

I can honestly say I can laugh now about this, and it happened less than an hour ago, oh, how I LOVE being a mother! ~

3 comments:

Nichole said...

Wow, wow. . . so it isn't just Kyle who does that. I'm glad you're clean now.

Amalia Cutts said...

All I have to say is ha ha ha. Its moments like these that I'm glad I don't have kids.

Trent and Mel said...

Nice, I am just waiting for a moment like this to happen...hope it never comes!